Things you could say after you've been caught sleeping at work

Since many of you are at work bored to tears and some may fall asleep, here's a few lines you can use to get out of trouble.

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At work...

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

"They told me at when I gave blood this might happen."

"I'm just taking my 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was coming up with new strategies for our new marketing campaign."

"The coffee machine is broken..."

"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve stress."

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."