Hard of Hearing Genie

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an Irish guy.

The American notices that the Irish guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The Irish guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Irish guy.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are a million of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The Irish guy says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".