Little Johnny loves to curse

Little Johnny is six years old, and one day in school the teacher was practicing the alphaet with the students.

She started off obviously with the letter A, she asked the class if anyone knew a word that starts with the letter A.

Johnny immediately raises his hand and is really eager to give his answer.

The teacher, knowing how much little Johnny loves to curse, and knowing a curse word with the letter A decides to call on another student, Amy.

Amy answered "Apple."

"Very good" said the teacher.

How about B? "Who knows a word that starts with the letter B?"

Once again little Johnny has his hand raised but the teacher didn't call on him as she knew a curse word that started with B, so she called on Billy.

Billy answered "Baseball."

Very good" said the teacher.

What about C? "Who knows a word that starts with the letter C?"

Once again little Johnny has his hand raised but the teacher didn't call on him as she knew a curse word that started with C, so she called on Cathy.

Cathy answered "Candy."

The teacher got all the way to the letter R and still hadn't called on Johnny, so when she asked if anyone knew a word that started with the letter R, she finally called on little Johnny who was practically falling out of his chair wanting to answer.

The teacher couldn't think of a curse word that started with the letter R, so she let little Johnny answer.

Little Johnny says, "a Rat, a big fucking rat."

Oh little Johnny